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alrighty….ready for today’s update on my office life? 

wow that word looks weird.  office.  

office.

you try it.

OFFICE

enough! 

Today: I got to work, 10 minutes later cute boy walks in, and goes straight into a meeting (i assume because it was in one of the conference rooms by his desk in the front of the office)  then he leaves with his work buddies for lunch I guess.
I thought he left for the day after lunch but then he just suddenly appeared in the office again!!  He walks by my desk and we smile at each other. as soon as I smile back he drops his phone and looks rather embarrassed.  I’m sure it was just a coincidence but I’m gonna keep telling myself that it’s not. 

so that’s my story.  

OOHHH WAIT and one time I was walking back into the office and some lady flung the door open and scared the shit out of me. of course he tried to hide a giggle at that.  so that was cute. 

uhm does anyone have any questions?

can someone tell me what I can do to be friends with him?  he doesn’t work in my company (two companies share a small office space…go figure) and so I have no reason to ever just go to his desk and talk to him. 

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it
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spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

(Source: iwrestletacos, via areyouafraidofthedark)

who’s ready for an update on my office life? 

so after my disaster on friday….the cute guy in my office keeps smiling at me whenever we pass by each other.  it’s rather frustrating because he’s so cute and I’m pretty sure he thinks i’m like 20 and an intern or something. 

anyone wanna help me out on this? what do I do?  

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

(via homogeckos)

negritaaa:

Corey Matthews asking the hard-hitting questions.

(Source: boymeetsworldgifs, via kate-mix)

zombieofagirliusedtoknow:

kate-mix:

airyairyquitecontrary:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

beer and coffee taste even worse

I love beer and coffee more than anything. Wine…ehhhhhh

you guys are tasting the wrong kind of wine.

wine is good!  beer is basically drinking a bagel and it’s gross. coffee is delicious.

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
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tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

(via homogeckos)

vinegod:

Stop with the FROZEN! by Patrick Barnes

(via homogeckos)

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

(via kittenrnittons)

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

danidollfacex:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

I tried to scroll too..

(via kate-mix)

so I had a quirky-cute Rom-Com scene dream about the cute boy at work last night.  this is my life. I cannot make this shit up. 

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I was sitting at my desk talking to him, he was crouched down writing on a notepad and I stop talking and look over at him. then he slides the notebook towards me and it has a bunch of numbers written on it like this: 
           6:15                                 7:20
                          6:50
5:45                                8:00              

He goes “which time is best for you?”  

I say “what do you mean?  are you asking me out?”

He said with a smile “yeah, I am. what do you say?”

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and THEN I FREAKING WAKE UP 

but tell me that isn’t straight out of a stupid rom-com movie.  

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